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After losing out to “Modern Family” in last weekend’s Golden Globes, “Glee” came back strong tonight in its 10th episode, entitled “Yes/No” — an episode that I thought was the best of the season. (Pretty sure I’ve said that a few times this season…)
Considering all the storylines they had to jam in the hour, “Glee” wasted no time as it started off the episode with the girls nagging Mercedes to spill the details of her ongoing chemistry with Sam. Finally, Mercedes admits they had a “summer fling,” which goes right into the first musical number of the night: “Summer Nights” from the classic musical, “Grease.”
The number was extremely cute, but a little ridiculous in that it was a replica of the 1960s movie, with the boys on the steps and Sam in the leather jacket. And why did Puck kiss Sam’s fist when he asked about specifics about Sam’s fling with his ex? So bizarre. But obviously, their “summer fling” meant more to Sam than it meant to Mercedes… or did it? Sam, desperate to win her back, begs Coach Bieste to let him on a sports team, but the basketball team was full. So poor guy had no other choice but to join synchronized swimming.
This episode also hosted two guest stars: NeNe Leakes and Helen Mirren.
Leakes plays the swimming coach, who humorously called Sam “one strange-lookin’ kid. I’ve never seen lips like that on a white child, and one of your nipples is higher than the other. I bet you had to overcome a lot with those crooked nipples, well I know a thing or two about overcoming. When I was growing up, they said that black people couldn’t swim. But I had a dreaaam! That one day, I would get to the Promise Land…” Major props to the writers for that epic speech of hers. (Let me guess, Ian Brennan?)
Mirren doesn’t have a visible role on the show, however, she lends her voice to Becky Jackson, Sue’s accomplice. There’s something rather epic when you hear Helen Mirren say “I’m the hottest bitch at McKinley High School.”
Love is in the air at McKinley High as Becky eyes Artie Abrams, who she describes as “sweet, sexy and handicapable like me, with a voice as velvety as my favorite Sunday church dress.” Too bad Artie has his eyes on new Glee member Sugar Motta. And when Sugar turns her down, Artie starts to hang out with Becky, unknowingly leading her on.
Coach Bieste gets some loving, too. We find out no more than five minutes into the show that the football coach eloped with her boyfriend. The news brings tears to guidance counselor Emma Pillsbury’s eyes, who is convinced that her boyfriend, Will Schuester, does not want to marry her. In a rather strange turn of events, Sue tells Emma, “It’s 2012! If you want to marry Will Schuester, ask him.”
Emma, in all her doe-eyed cuteness, breaks into “Wedding Bell Blues,” with backing vocals from Bieste and Sue. Jayma Mays such as an incredible voice, and her range is normally so high up, so it was very nice to hear her lower register. And in true Emma Pillsbury cuteness, she realizes that she actually sang it out loud for Will to hear, which then inspires him to enlist help from his glee club to stage the perfect proposal.
The boys, particularly Artie and Mike, tell Mr. Schue to avoid the typical sappy ballad, and let his Mick Jagger hips swoon Emma. The boys then break out into an awesome mashup of “Moves Like Jagger” and “Jumpin’ Jack Flash.” Kevin McHale, who plays Artie, has one of the best voices — and moves — of the entire cast. But poor guy! Becky happens to witness the number and tell Artie that was a good “part one” of their date. The glee club get concerned that he’ll lead her on and call for a “Beckyvention.” Artie defends Becky and claims after getting to know her he found that she was a cool person, however, Santana tells him straight up: “I know her. She’s a sly, conniving bitch.”
As much as I do not like the Artie/Becky pairing, I do admit the story was very heartfelt. The way Artie defended Becky moved me, even though his friends were right all along.
“You guys talk a good game about how it’s OK to be different, how it’s what’s on the inside that counts, but I think you’re just as narrow minded as the rest of this school. I like spending time with Becky; she knows what it’s like to be trapped by a disability. She doesn’t care what people think about her; she’s really optimistic about life, which is really amazing considering what life has handed her.” — Artie Abrams.
Artie, however, realizes the hard way that his friends were right. Becky confronts Artie, telling him she’s ready for sex. Artie immediately goes to Sue for advice, and she just tells him to tell her the truth that he’s not interested in her, because all she wants is to be treated just like everyone else. Artie does so at the very end of the episode, and a heartbroken Becky shares a moment with her mentor.
When Finn and Will went out to look for wedding rings, I found it a little strange that Will would ask Finn, his student, to be his best man, but whenever Cory Monteith has that goofy smile and hugs people, Finn is a perfect human being — but so flawed. He confides in Will that he wants to join the Army and follow in his father’s footsteps. Will informs Finn’s mother and stepfather about his choice, and Finn’s life takes a dramatic turn when his mother reveals that his dad didn’t die a war hero — he served in Iraq, but was dishonorably discharged and died of a drug overdose.
I feel so terribly sad for Finn, but I applaud the “Glee” writers for giving Cory Monteith such a powerful storyline. If anyone ever doubted Monteith’s acting, they absolutely have to watch this episode (and “The First Time”). He does such a great job dealing with pain and suffering, and not to mention the chemistry between him and Romy Rosement (Carol Hudson-Hummel) is astounding.
Finn’s problems bring Rachel to sing to him “Without You” by David Guetta and Usher. I was hesitant when I heard that they were tackling this song, but it was nicely stripped down and Lea Michele can do no wrong.
Adding to the drama, Will meets with the glee club girls who sing “The First Time,” led by Rachel Berry, but also featuring solos from Mercedes, Tina and Santana. As each misty-eyed girl sang, it showed sweet little clips of them with their boyfriends and girlfriend… except Mercedes, who kept having flashbacks of Sam, instead of her quarterback boyfriend, Shane. Uh oh! (Or as the “Samcedes” shipper heart in me is going: “YES!”) She breaks down after the number and tells the girls about her doubts, to which Rachel tells Mercedes to take it slow and listen to her heart… and that maybe the spark with Sam is still there. (Once again, “YES!”)
Following their bad first encounter earlier this season, Will invites Emma’s parents back to his house and asks them for their permission to marry Emma. They decline, reminding Will of Emma’s OCD problem, which then churns doubts in Will about proposing. Will tells Emma to think realistically about their future, which Emma pleads that she’s trying her best to overcome her disease.
“Can I promise you that I’m going to get better? No. This is what you get — you know, this incomplete person with toothbrushes and rubber gloves and with so much love for you. ” — Emma Pillsbury.
Will realizes that he’s ready to take the leap with Emma, and that’s when Sam tells him about his great proposal idea. Will walks Emma down the halls of McKinley High, with students, Bieste and even Sue handing her a white rose. Along with the synchronized swimming team, the glee club perform Rihanna’s “We Found Love” at the pool. Will comes out at the end of the number in an all-white suit, and pops the question.
And she says yes.
But wait. The show’s not over? What?!
Rachel finds Finn at the auditorium looking at a picture of his father. He tells Rachel that he wanted to make a picnic like their first date, and they briefly reminisce about that moment.
And then comes this speech, which has every Finchel fan on the floor:
“I just feel like all my life I’ve been wondering if I was ever going to be as much of a man as my father was. Now all of a sudden I’m up at night, worried, that I’m going to become the man he was. Let’s face it, I got ‘High School Hero, Life Zero’ written all over me — except for one thing: you. You’re like a beacon of light guiding me through the darkness. You’re like this big gold star, and for some bizarre reason, you chose to let me love you. And I feel like if I can just convince you to let me keep doing that, then I’m going to be OK; everything’s going to be OK. I opened up my first credit card to get this, and I know it’s not a swimming pool full of dancers or a tux or it’s not very big… but it’s a promise: a promise to keep loving you for the rest of my life. All you’ve got to do is say ‘yes.’ Rachel Berry, will you marry me?” — Finn Hudson
We’ll find out next week what Rachel says in the Michael Jackson tribute episode. Oh my gosh, I can’t stand it! I honestly don’t know if she should say yes… My Finchel heart is conflicted. How about yours? What did you think? Leave comments!